when you know something doesnt fit in the fridge but you force the door shut and let it fall out on someone else
when people unfollow you and you’re left wondering which post was the final straw
Omfg I Can’t Cope.
Right, so I had a bit of a moment at Gillian Anderson.
can’t forget Reese Withouterspoon
I am actually howling at parah salin.
"Be our guest! Be our guest!
Put our service to the test
Tie your napkin ‘round your neck, cherie
And we’ll provide the rest"
Walder Frey [at the Red Wedding], A Storm of Swords (via incorrectgotquotes)
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