January 2011
In other news.
Have you fixed things with anyone recently?
Kinda, yeah.
Look in your inbox, who’s your last message from?
Sean.
Think of the last person who hurt you, do you forgive them?
No.
What’s the relationship with you and the last person you kissed?
He’s my boyfriend.
How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?
20
How did you meet the last person you kissed?
At...
Going on Tumblr in uni when your lecturer is two...
Always a risk.
Watchwilliambr0wn:
bellemoonbeam:
nicolecrawfizzle:
meghanrenee25:
thatawkwardchangster:
thesilenceofentropy:
dracolikesfire:
impalastickshiftsex:
cherruyue:
Press Play. Then click and drag the player. What the fuck.
this is amazing
dkjagk this is beautiful
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i feel like I have just had something akin to a religious experience…
OH MY GOD!
I...
Anonymous asked: Have you ever woke up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy?
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anons? →
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Would you rather have no knees (making bending...
ehh, no knees.
So, what do you want to know?
You annoy me no end.
I have this pure distressing new habit.
I keep calling everycunt ‘son’.
Even Roy, who at 29 is 10 years older than me. Nightmare.
As soon as I have ten minutes to spare I'm making...
What do you hate the most about summer? sunburn and my hair turning ginger.
Can you recall the last time you liked someone? yeah, now. Are you happy with the way things are going? pretty much, yeah. Would you ever get a tattoo? yeah, my appointment’s on friday. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now? yeah. Plans for tomorrow? uni & maybe dominoes tuesday. What are...
Look at this idiot's facebook picture. →
cauterizewithkisses:
callumsunset:
alexanderdelarge-:
its not as amusing when you dinny have facebook.
what?! so confused
what an ugly cunt!
This took me a minute…
I haven't tumbld for ages. Wrst.
I would give the world
scramaseax:
For something knowledgeable and profound to appear on my dash :(
Emma: Do you mind that big gay guy that used to be in the class?
Oliver: No?
Emma: The big guy! Really tall, ginger...
Oliver: Him? He's gay!? I thought he was a bouncer!?
Emma: You know, Oliver, the world isn't divided into gay people and bouncers. There IS a small overlap.
When the meme you made gets 115 notes and you gain...
I'm playing Modern Warfare 2
Feel a bit odd, so I do.
When people on Facebook won't shut up about how...
When you queue posts on Tumblr and Tumblr posts...
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Drunk.
I don’t even care.
When you get invited to a fictional event on...
Mind Wolfmother?
They were a right good band so they were.
There is a secret that we keep, I won't sleep if...
Cos tonight may be the last chance we’ll be given.
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A stranger puts a wet finger in your ear at the...
I’d be freaked out, to say the least.
So, what do you want to know?
Just been blocked cos I hate the Krankies.
New low.
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Round three is where we kiss inside his car
won’t go all the way, but I’ll go pretty fa-ar
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A funny green fungus starts to appear on your lady...
I am male, I have a massive penis.
So, what do you want to know?
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The man is me? Still leave?
Aye, definitely.
So, what do you want to know?
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Aliens or Predators?
Never saw it.
So, what do you want to know?
That lassie that got strangled in Mauritius, six...
You are approaching a crossroad of two...
Suddenly you see a red flash coming from the left and disappearing on the right. Your speed indicator is broken but you measure (with your trained eyes) a relative speed between the disappearing car and yourself of 310 km/h.
The next day you read in the papers: `Michael Schumacher speeding at 300 km/h seized right of way from poor student!’ (Obviously, the tabloid forgot to...
Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten...
We’ll sort this little mess we’re in out, won’t we? Well, I know it’s pretty much sorted between us, but you know what I mean. And I know it’s not really a mess. Silly Emma. Know that I love you lots.
You’ve baffled me. Well done. All that stuff really knocked me for six. Pity you refuse to even look me in the eyes now.
Stop trying to be me, you cow. I...